WATCH: Comatose Lane Kiffin tries to pump up FAU ticket sales


There are certain points in your life when words simply don’t do justice to a situation.  This is one of those times, thanks to new Florida Atlantic head coach Lane Kiffin and this (ahem) “hype” video.

“What an exciting time… Go Owls.” Easy there, Pacino, you’re going to bust a blood vessel.  Or an artery.

Really, though, if you squint your eyes juuust right, you’d swear this was part of a “Saturday Night Live” skit featuring Will Ferrell lampooning something.  And whoever saw the rough cut of this, the final cut of it and said “nailed it!  Let’s run with this!” might want to consider another profession.